tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81435662011-08-22T16:01:33.928+02:00Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.comBlogger251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1153738780797876032006-07-24T12:59:00.000+02:002006-07-24T12:59:40.806+02:00<b>Consejo 44:</b><br /><br />Ponte la lengua como un gatete<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-115373878079787603?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1149144157563059662006-06-01T08:41:00.000+02:002006-06-01T08:42:37.573+02:00<b>Consejo 43:</b><br /><br />Suénate los mocos con frecuencia cuando estés resfriado, o terminarán por caer por ellos mismos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-114914415756305966?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1146042303761616372006-04-26T11:04:00.000+02:002006-04-26T11:05:03.773+02:00<b>Consejo 42:</b><br /><br />Ama a Laura.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-114604230376161637?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1145348591964269132006-04-18T10:22:00.000+02:002006-04-18T10:23:11.973+02:00<b>Consejo 41:</b><br /><br />Usa la fuerza, Luke.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-114534859196426913?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1145056534155214092006-04-15T01:14:00.000+02:002006-04-15T01:15:34.173+02:00<b>Consejo 40:</b><br /><br />NO GRITES. QUEDA FEO.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-114505653415521409?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1138043282735685822006-01-23T20:07:00.000+01:002006-01-23T20:08:09.526+01:00<b>Consejo 39:</b><br /><br />Agarra el momento.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-113804328273568582?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1137574988425852962006-01-18T10:02:00.000+01:002006-01-18T10:03:08.436+01:00<b>Consejo 38:</b><br /><br />Cada oveja, con su pareja.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-113757498842585296?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1137052049136909222006-01-12T08:46:00.000+01:002006-01-12T08:47:36.076+01:00<b>Consejo 37:</b><br /><br />El encargado de dar los consejos no está. <br />Vuelva usted mañana.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-113705204913690922?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1136899073981561122006-01-10T14:16:00.000+01:002006-01-10T14:17:53.993+01:00<b>Consejo 36:</b><br /><br />Para aconsejar tonterías, mejor no aconsejes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-113689907398156112?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1130338491912835042005-10-26T16:54:00.000+02:002006-01-10T14:19:10.813+01:00<b>Consejo 35:</b><br /><br />Aunque pueda parecer lo contrario, es conveniente guardar los pañuelos de papel en su envoltorio de plástico. De intentar llevarlos sueltos en los pantalones, adquirirán un aspecto poco atractivo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-113033849191283504?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1129811542430361652005-10-20T14:29:00.000+02:002006-01-10T14:18:53.156+01:00<b>Consejo 34:</b><br /><br />Si un tren sale de Madrid con destino a Barcelona, a 250 kilómetros por hora, y otro sale de Zaragoza, destino Madrid a 190 kilómetros por hora, teniendo en cuenta que el primero de ellos no hace escala en Zaragoza, no deberías cogerlo si tu intención es ir a esa ciudad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-112981154243036165?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1100769750999469752004-11-18T10:21:00.000+01:002004-11-18T10:22:31.000+01:00<b>Consejo 33:</b> <br /> <br />El que tiene un caballo es rico, pero el que tiene un Ferrari liga que te cagas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-110076975099946975?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1100092363596198972004-11-10T14:10:00.000+01:002004-11-10T14:12:43.596+01:00<b>Consejo 32:</b> <br /> <br />Si bebes, entonces no conduzcas. <br />Si conduces, entonces no bebas. <br /> <br />Si A, entonces no B. <br />Si B, entonces no A.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-110009236359619897?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1098811625723091152004-10-26T19:25:00.000+02:002004-11-10T14:13:40.843+01:00<b>Consejo 31:</b> <br /> <br />Haz algo provechoso, y sal ya de internet.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109881162572309115?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1098348087159689152004-10-21T10:40:00.000+02:002004-10-21T10:41:27.160+02:00<b>Consejo 30:</b> <br /> <br />Lern Deutsch<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109834808715968915?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1098205998181671242004-10-19T19:10:00.000+02:002006-01-10T14:21:35.056+01:00<b>Consejo 29:</b><br /><br />Para visualizar el espacio de 10 dimensiones, sólo tienes que imaginar el espacio n=9, y añadirle otra más.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109820599818167124?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1097667558977314842004-10-13T13:38:00.000+02:002004-10-13T13:39:18.976+02:00<b>Consejo 28:</b> <br /> <br />Cerveza mezclada con fanta de limón, bien frío.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109766755897731484?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1097228760019985142004-10-08T11:42:00.001+02:002004-10-08T11:46:00.020+02:00<b>Consejo 27:</b> <br /> <br />Si te consideras un genio de las matemáticas: <br /> <br />Opción 1. Estás loco, porque tú no eres un genio de las matemáticas. <br />Opción 2. Estás loco, porque tú eres un genio de las matemáticas. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109722876001998514?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1097166091834496992004-10-07T18:19:00.000+02:002004-10-07T18:21:31.833+02:00<b>Consejo 26:</b> <br /> <br />Si tienes que repartir habitaciones de distinta calidad en un piso compartido: <br />- Sortéalas, <br />- Sortéalas, o bien <br />- Sortéalas <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109716609183449699?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1096892978669343022004-10-04T14:27:00.000+02:002004-10-04T14:29:38.670+02:00<b>Consejo 25:</b> <br /> <br />El papel higiénico húmedo es muy eficaz para limpiar los zapatos. En casos de emergencia (no tener nada mejor más a mano), se pueden conseguir resultados satisfactorios con él.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109689297866934302?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1096466782373059342004-09-29T16:05:00.000+02:002004-09-29T16:06:22.373+02:00<b>Consejo 24:</b> <br /> <br />No cierres la puerta del cuarto de baño al entrar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109646678237305934?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1094723549624766402004-09-09T11:52:00.000+02:002004-09-09T11:52:50.923+02:00<b>Consejo 23:</b> <br /> <br />Sé inteligente, y no leas el consejo 22.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109472354962476640?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1094723521644899142004-09-09T11:51:00.000+02:002004-09-09T11:52:01.643+02:00<b>Consejo 22:</b> <br /> <br />Tonto el que lo lea.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109472352164489914?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1094572847890283542004-09-07T17:59:00.000+02:002004-09-07T18:02:37.876+02:00<b>consejo 21:</b> <br /> <br />No intentes ganarte la vida con tus páginas web.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109457284789028354?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8143566.post-1093951531951242222004-08-31T13:24:00.000+02:002004-08-31T13:25:31.950+02:00<b>Consejo 20:</b> <br /> <br />Nunca es tarde si la dicha es buena.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8143566-109395153195124222?l=consejos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maltushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11667114052874017947noreply@blogger.com0